Diary of an old cheeser

Hi there! Like other blogs, this is my chance to wax lyrical (some might say talk utter cr*p) about a) what's happening in my life b) all of my pet obsessions in particular music, tv, movies, books and other generally connected things, quite often of the retro, old and "cheesy" variety. Hence the title of my blog. Feel free to leave a comment if the mood takes you. There's nothing like a good chinwag about one's favourite topics and besides I love to meet new people! Cheers, Simon

Friday, January 19, 2007

The Essence of Goody

Well, I was almost right, wasn't I?


  • At 2:45 pm , Blogger Samarcand said...

    And that picture really shows the power of Photoshop. Not in the text but in Jade's picture.

  • At 4:35 pm , Blogger Minge said...

    You are both right and fabulous.

    And Samarcand, you are a delicious bitch!

  • At 5:46 pm , Blogger matty said...

    OK. I am shocked that even PhotoShop can turn Fish Woman into someone I could look at while drinking a malt. ...that is the true test of scary ugly, by the way!

    I wonder what it smells like...

  • At 9:55 am , Blogger Steve said...

    Wonder what it smells like? It all depends on how far up Jade's arse it is... ;-)

  • At 4:08 pm , Blogger Flaming Nora said...

    Oh, dearie me ;-)

  • At 8:44 pm , Blogger Old Cheeser said...

    Samarcand - yes you are such a bitch!! Ha ha ha. I actually think Jade looks fairly attractive in that picture. Her auburn hair is nice and soft and a lovely shade. Oh my God what's happening to me?? Yes it must be Photoshop, there's no other explanation. Jade in the flesh would definitely be a scarey proposition.

    Actually I was talking to someone the other day who said they once saw her out shopping on Oxford Street. Apparently she was being followed by a group of kids all going "Oink, oink" right behind her! Her piggy offspring?

    And you are all being dreadfully uncouth! There is a lady in the house in case you hadn't noticed!

  • At 10:33 pm , Blogger matty said...

    Oh, I feel bad thinking anyone was followed around by children oinking at them. ...if that happens to this unfortunate looking girl a lot then it might explain a bit of her screwed psychology. Sad, really.

    I want to be Photo Shopp'd.

    ...all of the time.


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